Kurt Hummel's so bright I gotta wear shades

Title: Ring, Ring
Characters: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,700
Episodes: Through 5.05, "The End of Twerk"
Summary: Kurt decides to take out his tongue piercing and tells Blaine via Skype. Somehow they both end up getting hot and bothered. Thanks Nachochang for betaing! Author's note at end.

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Ring, Ring

Twenty-three days after the tattoo guy stabs a hole through the center of his tongue, Kurt takes the barbell out.

It’s not that he doesn’t like the way it looks. And he certainly likes all the dirty fantasies Blaine’s whispered over Skype about what that barbell’s going to feel like when they’re together in New York after graduation and Blaine gets to feel it his mouth and on his cock and against his balls and maybe his … (At that point in their first cybersexual encounter after Kurt's piercing, Blaine blushed and ducked his head and Kurt raised his eyebrows in question and Blaine, breathing erratically as he stroked the tips of his fingers around the head of his cock, right there on screen for Kurt to see, sputtered out, “My, my … I’d really like you to lick me down there, I mean, if you wanted to, if –” and Kurt stuck out his tongue and touched the barbell to the camera and, momentarily forgetting about his lisp, said, “I wanna tathte you everywhere,” and Blaine’s face flushed as deep as his cock and he came all over his stomach.)

So yes. That’s quite the perk of having a tongue piercing.

And it’s exhilarating to know that Kurt can take this kind of risk, endure this kind of pain, and still survive. It’s a reminder that he’ll eventually get to the other side of his grief over Finn’s death. He can do this. He’s done it before with his mother. He can do it again.

But sex and symbolism aren’t enough to make the piercing stick.
 

Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Unique
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 4.06 "Glease"
Word Count: ~12,500
Warnings: depression/negative self-talk, living with other people's alcoholism
Summary: 4.06 reaction fic. Blaine learns that it's possible to mend a broken heart – but it takes a lot of work. Or, "the one where Blaine goes to Alateen." Hurt/comfort with a big dash of Klaine endgame schmoop.

Title: Slow Dissolve
Characters/Fandom: Kurt, Blaine, Rachel, Finn, Santana, Brittany, Burt, Carole (in canon pairings)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,000
Spoilers: 4.01, “The New Rachel”
Warnings: possible physical and/or mental health issues, dieting, helplessness
Summary: Kurt changes the summer after he graduates. No one fully understands what it means – not even Kurt.
A/N: The entire fic takes place before Season 4 begins, but it’s essentially a reaction fic to the first episode of Season 4 and how I saw Kurt and his relationships portrayed in it. Title from the song “Slow Motion” by David Gray. Thanks to lavender_love00 and punkkitten2113 for being great betas!

Also on here on tumblr.

Extended author's note/warning: This narrative isn’t what I would consider an angst genre piece. But it’s not a satisfying narrative in which everything gets tied up neatly at the end. I don’t recommend reading this if you have been looking for the meaning of life and are frustrated that you haven’t found it yet, or if you have untreated clinical depression, or if you have a disposition toward hopelessness. I’m being completely sincere here. I’ve read things that lack resolution when I’ve been in those mental states, and I’ve regretted it every time. Come back when you’re in a different space.

Title: Being Born Is the Hardest Thing
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Burt Hummel, Mrs. Anderson, David Karofsky
Spoilers: 3.14 ("On My Way")
Word Count: 2,881
Warnings: Triggers that appeared in the episode, one instance of homophobic language, one instance of misogynistic language, non-explicit sex, non-explicit violent thoughts.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I don't make any money writing this stuff.
Summary: Blaine is sleeping in Kurt's bed while the rest of the family is home because, this week, no one has the energy for pretense. Feelings, with hope.
Author's note:  Thanks to anxioussquirrel and lavender_love00 for betaing. The story is also here on Tumblr. My other 3.14 reaction fic, about a discussion between Burt and Kurt, is here. I LOVE COMMENTS, but I like to stay unspoiled for future episodes; please don't mention anything that's coming up, including guest stars and song choices. Thanks!

Title: Looking for White Buffalo
Rating: PG
Characters: Kurt (as part of Kurt/Blaine), Burt, David Karofsky mentioned
Spoilers: 3.14 ("On My Way")
Word Count: 1,647
Warnings: things that happened in the episode, a couple swear words
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I don't make any money writing this stuff.
Summary: Burt wants to make sure that Kurt is doing things for the right reasons. (For the spoiler-containing summary, highlight the black part: Burt's not sure visiting his former bully in the hospital is the right thing for Kurt to do.)
Thanks: Thanks to anxioussquirrel and lavender_love00 for betaing. Author's note at the end of story.