Kurt Hummel's so bright I gotta wear shades

Title: Everything's Connected, If Only You Can Feel It 
Characters/Fandom: Kurt/Blaine, Stoner Brett
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,500
Spoilers: 4.03, “Makeover"
Summary: Blaine takes up a new hobby in hopes of becoming closer to Kurt, despite the distance between Lima and New York. Stoner Brett turns out to be a surprisingly erudite, if flawed, mentor. Blangst with moments of humor.
A/N: Reaction fic to 4.03. Thanks to The-Multicorn for betaing,

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Title: How Hard You're Trying
Main Character: Kurt Hummel (as part of Kurt/Blaine)
Spoilers: 3.20 and 3.21 ("Props" and "Nationals")
Rating: PG-13 for implied sexytimes
Length: ~5,000 words
Summary: Every year, the seniors at McKinley High School vote for Teacher of the Year. Rachel and Finn are campaigning for Mr. Schuester, but Kurt wants to make up his own mind.

Author's Notes: In just before the deadline: an episode reaction to "Props" and "Nationals." This is very different from anything I've written before. Needless to say, the opinions of characters in this story are not necessarily my own, and most of the characters are definitely not my own – they belong to Glee and various corporate powers that be.

Thanks to lavender_love00 for encouraging me and reading through parts of this, to punkkitten2113 for reading through all of it, and to insatiablyyours and sin_fuego for help with Señor Martinez's Spanish. Any errors are mine. Or maybe Kurt's.

Title from Patty Griffin's "Nobody's Crying," which is not at all related to the themes of this story, and yet kind of is.

Title: Cover Me
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Sebastian
Rating: NC-17 for sex and language
Spoilers: Nothing specific, but assumes up to 3.8
Word Count: 6,360
Summary: Sebastian unwittingly improves Kurt's and Blaine's sex life. Porn with a bit of a plot.

Blaine's friends had told him horror stories about their first kisses – about girls going at them tongue first, about teeth clashing, about too much spit and not enough finesse.

Thad had told him about kissing a girl who always tasted like mushrooms and tortilla chips, no matter what she'd actually eaten that day. "She was really hot, and I liked her a lot, and I love mushrooms and tortilla chips," Thad said. "But it was just creepy. I had to break it off after a few dates."

When Blaine kissed Kurt, his heart almost lurched out of his chest to tap-dance on the table and do a few somersaults over Pavarotti's tiny, bedazzled coffin. Because Kurt's mouth tasted like home, and Kurt's lips knew exactly what they were doing.

So did Blaine's.

Title: Tell Me Who's Watching
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Finn
Spoilers: none
Word Count: 1,631
Warnings: sex, passing mention of vomiting
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I don't make any money writing this stuff. Title from "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell.
Summary: Written for this prompt from mander3_swish: Kurt & Blaine caught in the act. Hilarious and hot if so inclined. I've been on a voyeur!finn kick lately (as he tends to accidentally find them in 'compromising' situations...and has a deer in headlights thing going on). But it could be anyone who gets the free show.
Notes: Thanks to lavender_love00 for betaing. Also here on Tumblr.

Title: Being Born Is the Hardest Thing
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Burt Hummel, Mrs. Anderson, David Karofsky
Spoilers: 3.14 ("On My Way")
Word Count: 2,881
Warnings: Triggers that appeared in the episode, one instance of homophobic language, one instance of misogynistic language, non-explicit sex, non-explicit violent thoughts.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I don't make any money writing this stuff.
Summary: Blaine is sleeping in Kurt's bed while the rest of the family is home because, this week, no one has the energy for pretense. Feelings, with hope.
Author's note:  Thanks to anxioussquirrel and lavender_love00 for betaing. The story is also here on Tumblr. My other 3.14 reaction fic, about a discussion between Burt and Kurt, is here. I LOVE COMMENTS, but I like to stay unspoiled for future episodes; please don't mention anything that's coming up, including guest stars and song choices. Thanks!

Title: You Are the Ballon to My Grand Battement
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Spoilers: 3.13 (Heart)
Word Count: 4,849
Warnings: One reference to a sex act that doesn't occur in the story, mild language
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I don't make any money writing this stuff.
Summary: Kurt's Valentine's Days have changed over the years.
Author's note: I set out to write a fluffy Valentine's gift for  t_megagirl. It didn't quite work out to be all fluffy, but I'm crossing my fingers that it comes across as sweet and hopeful, anyway. ~ Ballon describes a springy vertical jump in ballet. Grand battement is a high kick.  ~ Thanks to anxioussquirrel​ for reading through the parts I'd written before she went to bed. Anything that doesn't work happened because I stayed up past her. ~ And thanks to verdandil for fixing my French! ~ As always, comments and questions encouraged!