This post is a hard R

[wowbright]

I was perusing the internet today and ran across the quote behind the cut, which had me laughing so hard that snot shot out of my nose. But you know how when someone tells you something is going to be so funny, it's less funny than it would be otherwise? So yeah, you're not going to think it's funny at all, now. Oh, well.

"The lord, our god, in his infinite wisdom, did verily create the tongue so that it might loosen up our bung holes, amen."