Tell me more, tell me more! (Like, does he have a car?)

I've been thinking thinky thoughts about Artie being not entirely straight. Not just because that whole Scream video was all in his head and was awfully sexy. But also because of when they were trying out hip-thrusty dance moves and he said about Sam "I got light tingles where it's only fifty-fifty for tingling." And previously he called Dustin Goolsby "So handsome." And I could have sworn he had turned-on-face during Something's Coming. And there may be more I'm forgetting.